is anybody reading this? does anybody care? i hate kennedy, i should change my name to kennedy's mousy, but i'm such a legend by my original name. still tell me if you care so tha i know if i should continue with this or not. if you don't care, then this will be my 2nd to last entry.

kennedy sucks. i was skipping through the hallways, and some lesbian got angry and she pushed me and said, "fucker." and i noticed that she wasn't wearing a bra so i saw her nipple and touched it and she slapped me and said, "fucker." but i heard, "fuck me." so i touched her nipple again and she said, "fuck you!" but i heard "i wanna fuck you." so i yelled, "do me dirty!" and she punched me. for half an hour, in lay unconciously on the ground with no one caring as they passed me. they just pointed and laughed really hard. i miss my gray-haired ms. sainz :(

ok, i am very angry. from now on, whenever i leave a blogring, i want 3 comments from 3 different people, ok? i don't want one person leaving me 3 comments, because that sucks, ok?

today, i was in the bathroom, peeing like a girl. mother said i should do that so that i don't pee all over the place like i always do when i stand up. so, father suddenly walked in and said, "what're u doing? u've been peeing non-stop for three minutes!" then i said, "oh, but i haven't peed in 5 days!" he asked me, "why wouldn't u pee for five days?" then i said quietly, "you know how women don't have their period if they're pregnant? do you think it's possible with ......?" my voice trailed off. father stared at me angrily like an angry tiger. "YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT, DAMN IT!" but suddenly, he got quiet when i got up from the toilet. we looked in the toilet, and there was ..............blood. then i was happy and i squealed, "yay! i have my period!" then father almost fainted but then he got out an electric toothbrush and stuck it up my nose! and it as turned on! oh!

well, now i have to be careful when i have sex with belle. she needs to wear a condom. 

THIS IS A WARNING!

IF I DO NOT GET 5 COMMENTS ON THIS, I WILL STOP WRITNG, OK? I AM VERY SICK AND TIRED HAVING EVERYONE LAUGH AT MY LIFE WITHOUT TELLING ME THEY DID SO. I WANT 5 COMMENTS FROM DIFFERENT PEOLE, OR ELSE I WILL NEVER EVER WRITE AGAIN!

LEAVE ME A COMMENT!

i am very angry because i ahve a stupid and broing life, adn now i realize that everyone reads this without leaving me a comment! i want comments people and i want them bad......

on graduation, i thought everything would be perfect but it wasn't and i am so sad. when i went on stage and mr. loza said, "mousy *%@$#" everyone was quiet and theyb looked at me weird because of my last name. oh:( and nobody clapped and they went quiet adn they stared at me for a long long time and i almost cried adn tehn granny clapped and yelled "look at what i got my baby for graduation!" then she held up a HUGE GIAGNTIC dildo and i skipped to her happily. but ms. saenz got mad and yelled, "sit the fuck down, you dumb fuck!" so i obeyed the woman i truelly love. she had gotten a hair cut and dare i say, she looked hotter than ever. i watched her while everyone else got their diplomas and she lifted up her middle finger so i did the same, then father saw and he ran up to where i was sittting and he strangled me!!!! and somebody was yelling, "kill him, go on! kill him!" but mother yelled, "NOOOOO!" and then granny yelled "NOOO!" and she jumped on father's back and everyone stared because it created a huge scene! then somebody was crossing the stage but father threw me and granny on the person who was graduating, but the person moved quickly so i landed on teh ground on my back, the dildo landed on me and granny fell on the dildo. then everyone laughed. ohhhhhhhhhh

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